patel
The last name of the person your money goes to when you stay in a hotel or motel in the United States. "Who owns this motel?" "Mr. Patel"
View Articledoojam
Any thing, for which the person trying to refer to the thing cannot remember the name. Very similar to 'thingamajig.' Hey, can you throw me that doojam?
View Articlecat scan
1. What pretty much every doctor orders when they dont know what the hell is wrong with you. 2. The current replacement for physical examination. 3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see...
View Article23
The greatest number of all time. Reasons why: It is... 1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3. 2. Michael Jordan's number. 3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game,...
View Articleaint that a bitch
According to Chris Rock, this is what you would say if you were an organ donor, died, were brought back to life, and no longer had any eyes. Chris: "Momma, where my eyes at?" Mom: "Well, honey, you...
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A medical diagnostic imaging examination that is ordered for one of the following reasons: 1) The cat scan (CT scan) came back inconclusive. 2) The Radiologist needs a new Ferarri. 3) Your doctor is...
View ArticleCongraduation
1. What my ghetto Food Lion wrote on my wife's cake when I told them to write 'Congratulations.' No, it wasn't for a graduation, they're just retarded. I mean, at the very least they could have put an...
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